Bastard Pies

Tumwater, WA

4242 Capitol Blvd SE, Tumwater, WA 98501, USA
11 itemsUpdated March 7, 2026
Structured menu data

Classic Cheese

$16.00

Mozzarella, parmesan

Classic Hawaiian

$19.00

Red sauce, cheese, ham, pineapple

Classic Pepperoni

$18.00

Pepperoni, mozzarella, parmesan

Fungus Among Us

$22.00

Bechamel, roasted garlic, wild mushrooms, arugula, and truffle oil +3 sunny-side-up egg

Honey Boo Boo

$22.00

Pepperoni, hot honey, candied bacon

Joe V. Volcano

$24.00

Smoked pork shoulder, pineapple, smoked cheddar, jalapeno, cilantro

Keep it Simple Stupid

$20.00

Tomato, basil, and mozzarella

Old Dirty Bastard

$22.00

Salami, olives, sweet peppers, and oregano

Sail The Seas Of Cheese

$21.00

Parmigiano, gorgonzola, gruyere, mozzarella, rosemary, radicchio, and balsamic drizzle

Walker Texas Ranger

$24.00

Smoked brisket, sweet potato, pickled cabbage, chimichurri, and crispy onions

We Be Smoking

$23.00

BBQ Chicken, pepperoncini, smoked cheddar, red onion, cilantro, sauce from We Be Smokin' BBQ