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Bastard Pies

Name: Bastard Pies
Address: 4242 Capitol Blvd SE, Tumwater, WA 98501, USA, Tumwater, WA, US

4242 Capitol Blvd SE, Tumwater, WA 98501, USA

11 itemsUpdated March 7, 2026

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Pizza

Classic Cheese

$16.00

Mozzarella, parmesan

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Classic Hawaiian

$19.00

Red sauce, cheese, ham, pineapple

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Classic Pepperoni

$18.00

Pepperoni, mozzarella, parmesan

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Fungus Among Us

$22.00

Bechamel, roasted garlic, wild mushrooms, arugula, and truffle oil +3 sunny-side-up egg

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Honey Boo Boo

$22.00

Pepperoni, hot honey, candied bacon

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Joe V. Volcano

$24.00

Smoked pork shoulder, pineapple, smoked cheddar, jalapeno, cilantro

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Keep it Simple Stupid

$20.00

Tomato, basil, and mozzarella

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Old Dirty Bastard

$22.00

Salami, olives, sweet peppers, and oregano

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Sail The Seas Of Cheese

$21.00

Parmigiano, gorgonzola, gruyere, mozzarella, rosemary, radicchio, and balsamic drizzle

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Walker Texas Ranger

$24.00

Smoked brisket, sweet potato, pickled cabbage, chimichurri, and crispy onions

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We Be Smoking

$23.00

BBQ Chicken, pepperoncini, smoked cheddar, red onion, cilantro, sauce from We Be Smokin' BBQ

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