Morty’s
Richmond, VA
305 W Brookland Park Blvd, Richmond, VA 23222, USA75 itemsUpdated March 17, 2026
Structured menu data
DESSERT
BUDINO
$9.00ONE ICE CREAM
$6.00TWO ICE CREAM
$10.00ENTREE
BRAISED MACEDONIAN PORK WITH MASH
$18.00SQUID INK RISOTTO
$23.00TAVCE GRAVCE
$20.00FOUNTAIN SODA
Coca-Cola
$3.00Coca-Cola Original Taste — the crisp, refreshing taste you know and love
Diet Coke
$3.00Take a Diet Coke break with this refreshing, no-calorie soft drink
GINGER ALE
$3.00Kids lemonade
$3.00REFILL
soda
$3.00TONIC
$3.00LUNCH SANDWICHES
BEAR BIANCO
$16.00roast beef, sweet onion, horseradish cream, marinated zucchini
BIRD GANG
$14.00turkey, chestnut butter (a sweet spread), sumac onions, fontina, romaine, mayo & shallot vin,
CHICKY GABAGOOL
$15.00chicken cutlet, capicola, paprikash (a tomato-creme fraiche-paprika sauce that is bonkers good), stracciatella, basil
FRATELLI BROS.
$15.00porchetta, pickled fennel, orange aioli
KIDS GRILLED CHEESE
$6.00KIDS MEATBALL
$7.00KIDS TURKEY
$7.00MORTY
$14.00mortadella, pickled roasted cubanelle peppers, stracciatella, pesto aioli
MOSTLY ITALIAN
$15.00capicola, speck, mortadella, calabrian chili vin, pesto aioli, provolone, sumac onions
PRETTY BALKAN
$14.00cevapi (lil unskinned meatballs), ajvar (red pepper/ eggplant spread- its delicious), kaymak (kinda like clotted cream and latin crema), provolone, sweet onion
VEGAN ZUKES
$13.00YOUNG LEEK
$12.00grilled cheese, braised leeks, fontina & provolone
ZUKES
$13.00marinated zucchini, ajvar, arugula, pistachio pesto, stracciatella (vegan option no stracciatella)
RED WINE (BOTTLES)
Ariotti Riccardo Barbera B
$21.00The Ariotti Riccardo Barbera B is a fine Italian red wine that offers a smooth and rich flavor, ideal for pairing with hearty dishes. Its balanced taste makes it a great choice for both casual dinners and special occasions.
Domaine Bibich Crno Syrah Dalamtia Croatian Red
$25.00Domaine Bibich Crno Syrah is a red wine hailing from the Dalmatia region of Croatia. It's known for its rich flavor profile that pairs well with a variety of meats and cheeses.
la babbler bordeux
$21.00Fun and fancy free - Le Babbler is meant to inspire one to babble on and on about anything that brings joy. The wine comes from Château Lauduc, owned by the Grandeau family for four generations. The vineyards and winery are just ten kilometers from downtown Bordeaux in the Entre-Deux-Mers region. The winery is certified sustainable by HVE and after successful trials in 2018, they began the organic certification process in 2019. Only organic products are used for vineyard management. The vines average 35 years-old and are grown in limestone clay, siliceous, and gravel soils that give the wine a lot of freshness and balance. Once harvested at their best maturity, the vinification is handled in the modern cellar with thermo-regulated stainless steel tanks used to extract soft tannins and deep color, respecting the fruits’ true expression. In the bottle, you’ll find poetry, art, and inspired conversation.
Vinas Mora Barbba
$31.00Vinas Mora "Barbba" is a natural, light-bodied red wine from Dalmatia, Croatia, created by Kreso Petrekovic. It is a field blend of local red (Plavina, Lasina, Babić) and white (Debit, Maraština) grapes, resulting in a fresh, chillable wine featuring notes of bright red fruit, sea-air minerality, and earthy, rustic undertones.
ROSE AND ORANGE WINE (BOTTLES)
Ameztiri Rubentis
$29.00Azienda Agricola Summer Wolff Ette Vino Bianco
$33.00The Azienda Agricola Summer Wolff Ette Vino Bianco is a refreshing white wine that goes well with light dishes and warm weather. Its crisp and clean flavor makes it a great choice for summer gatherings or casual sipping.
E Rosato
$23.00È Rosato! - IT'S PINK! says the winemaker and the name of this delicious wine. From winemaker: A Rosé wine produced from a bloodletting of two important vineyards. The contact with the skins is about a day, so that it can ferment with its own yeasts. This wine is aged in cement tanks, unclarified and unfiltered. The nose releases red fruits (raspberries and ripe strawberries) and sweet spices, the mouth is fresh with a slight earthy undertone and a nice final tannin. A real partner to pizza, tomato base dishes, charcuterie with mozzarella di bufala and burgers.
Furlani Altopiano Orange
$26.00SOHU ORANGE
$24.00Starting with the 2024 vintage, since our friend Tomba (Tomislav Voštinić @ VK winery) makes such refreshing expressions of Graševina, we reached out to see if he would be open to making an orange wine for SoHu. Working with some Pinot Blanc he had been experimenting with in his vineyards, Tomba and Tonka agreed to produce this fresh orange wine made for us, as a blend Graševina (aka Welschriesling), and some extended skin contact Pinot Blanc for SoHu. The result is a lively, fleshy and delicously quaffable skin contact wine! SoHu Orange delivers beautiful and lush aromas of fleshy peach skin, orange blossom and lemon drops, while the palate delivers nice acidity but still bursting with ripe flavors of peach, apricot, and carried off with a a pleasant herbal finish.
SALADS
CAESAR
$11.00ROASTED CHICKEN SALAD
$15.00Chopped Romaine, roasted chicken, Bulgarian Feta, tomatoes, herbs, lemon shallot vin
SANDWICHES
BEAR BIANCO
$16.00roast beef, sweet onion, horseradish cream, marinated zucchini
BIRD GANG
$14.00turkey, chestnut butter (a sweet spread), sumac onions, fontina, romaine, mayo & shallot vin,
CHICKY GABAGOOL
$15.00chicken cutlet, capicola, paprikash (a tomato-creme fraiche-paprika sauce that is bonkers good), stracciatella, basil
FRATELLI BROS.
$15.00porchetta, pickled fennel, orange aioli
KIDS GRILLED CHEESE
$6.00KIDS MEATBALL
$7.00KIDS TURKEY
$7.00MORTY
$14.00mortadella, pickled roasted cubanelle peppers, stracciatella, pesto aioli
MOSTLY ITALIAN
$15.00capicola, speck, mortadella, calabrian chili vin, pesto aioli, provolone, sumac onions
PRETTY BALKAN
$14.00cevapi (lil unskinned meatballs), ajvar (red pepper/ eggplant spread- its delicious), kaymak (kinda like clotted cream and latin crema), provolone, sweet onion
VEGAN ZUKES
$13.00YOUNG LEEK
$12.00grilled cheese, braised leeks, fontina & provolone
ZUKES
$13.00marinated zucchini, ajvar, arugula, pistachio pesto, stracciatella (vegan option no stracciatella)
SIDES
CUCUMBER SALAD
$4.00NONA'S PASTA SALAD
$4.00PAPRIKA POTATO SALAD
$4.00SIDE FOCACCIA
$2.00SIDE SALAD
$4.00SMALLS
BEETS/STRACCIATELLA
$14.00CAULIFLOWER
$13.00CHICKEN PAPRIKASH
$13.00Roasted chicken thigh, creme fraîche, paprika
FOCCACIA & DIPS
$13.00FRIED ZUCCHINI
$12.00Zucchini ribbons, parmesan, ajar
MAMALIGA
$14.00Polenta, Sunday sauce, cevapi, snezhanaka
MEZE
$14.00Warm marinated olives, Bulgarian feta, Speck, seasonal fruit, pickled roasted peppers, focaccia
PICKLED CABBAGE ROLLS
$13.00Ground beef, rice, Ragu Bianco
RADICCHIO
$15.00SOUP
$8.00Our House made soup of the day!
VEGAN FRIED ZUCCHINI
$12.00Zucchini Ribbons, Ajvar
SPARKLING WINE (BOTTLES)
Acinum Prosecco Extra Dry
$18.00Acinum Prosecco Extra Dry is a sparkling wine known for its crisp and refreshing taste. It's perfect for celebrating special occasions or enjoying a casual evening with friends.
Furlani Alpino Macerato
$32.00Mostly Müller Thurgau with a pinch of Traminer & Sauvignon. Vinified in steel. Without added sulphites. A fresh Pet-Nat that you can drink like there's no tomorrow. Peaches and tangerines with notes of pine trees and eucalyptus. Light and mineral.
Sohu Sparkling Grasevina
$22.00Sohu Sparkling Graševina is a refreshing sparkling white wine that originates from Croatia. It's perfect for those who enjoy a light and crisp drink with a touch of fruitiness.
Solco Paltrinieri Lambrusco
$18.00Paltrinieri Solco Lambrusco dell'Emilia is an, aromatic, semi-sparkling red wine from Italy's Emilia-Romagna region. Made from 100% Lambrusco Salamino grapes, this ruby-red, 11-11.5% ABV wine features notes of ripe red fruits, cherries, and sour cherries. It is produced using the Charmat method, resulting in a, fresh, and slightly sweet flavor profile ideal for pairing with cured meats and pizzas
WHITE WINE (BOTTLES)
CHATHAM VINEYARDS STEEL CHARD
$26.00From Virginia's Eastern Shore, this unoaked Chardonnay offers hints of pear and green melon. The palate is pristine, with ripe, sweet stone fruit tangerine acidity, aged in steel barrels. Pairs well with oysters, clams and seafood dishes. Share a little bit of Virginia!
Ferdinand BRDA Malvazija
$27.00he bouquet is medium, with ripe apples, nuts, umbelliferous mushrooms. Varied. Dry on the palate, with a higher acidity, the aroma also offers green apples, butter on the palate.
Pullus Halozan White Cuvee
$18.00Pullus Halozan White Cuvee is a refreshing white wine blend known for its smooth, easy-drinking character. It's perfect for casual gatherings or enjoying a quiet evening at home.
Vina Skaramuca Posip White
$38.00Vina Skaramuca Posip White is a delightful white wine made from the Posip grape variety, known for its refreshing and crisp character. It's a great choice for pairing with seafood or enjoying on a warm evening.