Dick's Last Resort - San Antonio

Kinda like the Macho Nachos but not really. Chips, Cheez, Pulled Pork, BBQ Sauce, Chipotle Ranch 'n' mo'. Substitute Tater Tots available.

Ooey Gooey Fry'd goodness.

Deep Fry'd Deliciousness, Served with a lil' Chipotle Ranch 'n' a Lemon Wedge to look Fancy!

A giant portion of seasoned Tater Tots with Queso, Bacon, Sour Cream 'n' Green Onions for dippin'.

Serves 4-6. Chicky Tenders, Fry'd Pickle Chips, Buffalo wings, Cheez Sticks.

1lb. of Beer Boiled Peel 'n' Eat Goodness Seasoned with a lil' Old Bay, Served Chilled or Hot if that's yer thing.

Like you wish yer Mama made 'em.

A ginormous heap o' Crispy Chips loaded with Cheez Sauce, Chili, Jalapeños, Chipotle Ranch 'n' much mo'. Substitute Tater Tots available.

Basket or Bucket. We do 'em with Bones or without. Fry'd yer way 'n' Served Plain or Sauced. BBQ, Old Bay or Buffalo (bone-in only).

Big Beer

Non-Alcoholic

Big Beer

Meat, Bacon, Cheez, 'n' all the Fixins! Served with 1 side.

A Cajun-spiced, blackened burger piled high with tangy blue cheese crumbles, and all the fixins. Bold, messy, and guaranteed to leave your taste buds in a headlock. Served with 1 side.

Eat two large steaks, Dick's huge 12" wiener, plus our Macho Nacho appetizer, house salad, a double portion of cheddar mashed taters, and a double order of broccoli within one hour and you eat free!

Fry'd Chicky Breasts Smothered in Jalapeño Gravy. Served with 2 sides.

It's as simple as it sounds. Grilled, Blackened or Fry'd, served with all of the fixins. Served with 1 side.

Voluptuous Grilled, Blackened, BBQ or Fry'd Chicky Breasts. Served with 2 sides.

Served in a Souvenir Keeper bowl. Double the Brownie 'n' Ice Cream 'n' make it Dessert for 4.

Fudge Brownie Topped with a Whole Hershey's Bar, Hershey's Syrup, Heath Bar Crunch, 'n' Ice Cream...nuff said!

Rich 'n' Creamy with a Strawberry or Chocolate Drizzle.

with whipped cream n' choco syrup

Ask about our draft selections featuring Bud Light, Michelob Ultra, and other Dick's favorites.

Whoever drinks this will get their fair share of Deep Eddy Vodka, some infamous Fireball, and some smooth Angry Orchard.

Go BIG or Go HOME! Corazon Blanco Tequila and premium citrus sour.

This one sure packs a PUNCH with Don Q 151, Grain Alcohol, and our secret fruit punch recipe.

Corazon Blanco Tequila gets wild with Gran Gala, melon liqueur, sour mix, lime, and a shot of Watermelon Red Bull to fuel the madness. Sweet, tart, and just chaotic enough to make happy hour unforgettable—or unexplainable.

Like 'em Long? Try our Meaty, Mouth Watering Ultra-Tasty 12 Incher on a Bun. Served with Chili, Cheez 'n' Onion or just Plain Naked! Served with 1 side.

with Fry's

with Fry's

with Fry's

with Fry's

with Fry's

with Fry's

Deep Eddy Vodka, fresh limes, pure cane syrup, and ginger beer.

We threw some Tanteo Jalapeño Tequila, fresh lime, and a whole lot of attitude into a glass—then cranked up the heat with jalapeños. It's bold, fiery, and just spicy enough to burn your bad decisions away.

El Jimador Tequila, Gran Gala, and premium citrus sour.

This is one S.O.B Mule (South of the Border)! El Jimador Tequila, fresh limes, pure cane syrup and ginger beer.

Feeling fruity? We add pureed strawberries to our Lil' Dick Margarita, but it still has a kick.

We mixed Fireball with Angry Orchard to create a sweet cinnamon-spiced brawl in a glass. Smooth with a kick, just like that one ex you shouldn't text back.

A wild mix of Crown Royal whiskey, cranberry juice, strawberry purée, and a splash of watermelon Red Bull to keep the chaos going. Sweet, fruity, and just reckless enough to fit in around here.

Ole Smoky White Lightning Moonshine, Don Q 151 and Gin with lemon sour topped with Coke. This is how Dick likes his Iced Tea.

Ole Smoky White Lightning with Raspberry, Blue Curacao, lemonade and Sprite. Topped off with Grenadine. Get ready for Launch!

Don Q, Myers, Banana, Blackberry Liquor, Orange Juice and Pineapple. Topped off with Grenadine. Arrgh...She Blows Mateys!

Ole Smoky White Lightning Moonshine and Hunch Punch Moonshine with strawberry lemonade. This one will sneak up and hit you where it hurts!

Watermelon, Grenadine, and Red Bull. Fruity, bold, and everything you want more.

Tropical fruit and vodka, with a splash of orange juice and lime, leaving you with something you'll remember forever.

Espresso, coke, and vanilla syrup. Because being bubbly and bitter is the best combo ever.

Pineapple, passion fruit, and lemonade. A fast track to tropical vibes.

Lavender and lemonade with fizzy soda. Light, refreshing, and just dramatic enough to make you feel fancy.

Blood Orange and sparkling soda. No need to fly to Italy when the Redneck Riviera's serving up the good stuff right here.

A Grilled or Blackened Chicky Breast on top of a bed of Fettuccine, with Homemade Alfredo Sauce.

Cavatappi Pasta 'n' Bacon Tossed with a Three Cheez Blend. Add Grilled Chicky or Steak.

Served with Slaw 'n' 1 side. Half rack or Full rack.

Pulled Pork Topped with Carolina BBQ Sauce 'n' Slaw. Served with 1 side.

Aloha! Our Delicious Pulled Pork on Top of a Bed of Creamy Slaw 'n' Tropical Salsa, Drizzled with Ling Ling BBQ Sauce all on Flour Tortillas. Served with Chips 'n' Queso.

Pork Ribs 'n' Buffalo Chicky Wings. Served with 1 side.

Crispy Fry'd Buffalo Chicky tossed on a bed of lettuce and tomato, topped with crunchy tortilla strips, tangy blue cheese crumbles, and a smothering of ranch.

Figure it out, Genius! Substitute Salmon or Steak.

Grilled Corn, Black Beans, Cotija Cheez, Tortilla Strips, Diced Tomatoes, Red Onion, 'n' Mixed Greens tossed up in our Chipotle Ranch with a Smidgen of chopped Cilantro. Add Grilled Chicky or Steak.

Crispy Flounder nuggets stuffed into soft tortilla with a messy pile of lettuce, tomato, and a drizzle of smoky Chipotle Ranch. Tastes like the ocean had a party and forgot to clean up. Served with Chips 'n' Queso.

1lb. of Steamed Snow Crab Legs with just the right amount of Old Bay 'n' a side of Savory Drawn Butter. Served with 2 sides.

10oz. of Fry'd Flaky Flounder with Homemade Tartar Sauce for Smotherin' if ya like, with a fancy Lemon Wedge. Served with 2 sides.

Jumbo Fry'd Shrimpies. Served with 1 side.

6oz. Salmon Filet Grilled 'n' Topped with Tropical Salsa. Served with 2 sides.

If you haven't, then you're missing out. Deep Eddy Vodka, DeKuyper Peach with orange and cranberry juices.

Deep Eddy Vodka, Lemon Juice, and a whole lotta Pucker!

Hands behind your back and no teeth. Coffee Liqueur, Irish Cream Whiskey and whipped cream.

It's all in here so just do a shot, and get a ride home. Grain Alcohol, Don Q 151 and fruit punch.

Captain Morgan Rum, DeKuyper Banana Liqueur, pineapple juice and strawberry purée.

Deep Eddy Vodka, Triple Sec, orange juice and Sprite, all garnished with orange slices.

Deep Eddy Lemon Vodka with fresh lemons and Sprite.

For light weights, just kidding! Grain Alcohol, Don Q 151 and Dick's homemade fruit punch.

Brace yourself for a tropical storm of flavors! Captain Morgan, Malibu, Amaretto, Raspberry liqueur and a bold strike of Gin come together for a drink that hits hard and fast. Sweet, fruity chaos with a kick—because calm seas never made legendary nights.

Can be Loaded with Chili and Cheez

Loaded with Chili 'n' Cheez

Substitute any included side

The Classic 10oz. cut Grilled to Perfection. Served with 2 sides. Make it Surf 'n' Turf with 3 Shrimpies or Double Shrimpies.

The Classic 10oz. cut Grilled to Perfection. Served with 2 sides. Make it Surf 'n' Turf with 3 Shrimpies or Double Shrimpies.