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For the few. The proud. The ones who thought the red crayon tasted like cherry. Introducing the Crayon Eater Classic. Proudly hand-drawn in combat-ready kindergarten script. Whether you were the fireteam artist or just needed a snack during field ops, this shirt is a tribute to every devil dog who ever caught hell for coloring outside the lines (and then eating them). Veteran-owned. Offensively accurate. Tastes like freedom. • 100% combed cotton • Marles color is 85% cotton and 15% viscose • Fabric weight: 5.3 oz./yd.² (150.25 g/m²) • Yarn diameter: 28 singles • Pre-shrunk • Regular fit • Crew neck • Side-seamed construction • Double-needle topstitch on the sleeves and hem • Ribbed collar • Shoulder-to-shoulder taping • Blank product sourced from Bangladesh This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!