I Hate Cowboys

Cleveland, OH

1050 Old River Rd, Cleveland, OH, 44113
34 itemsUpdated March 28, 2026
Structured menu data

Fries

$4.00

Guacamole

$10.00

House made chips, onion dip, chives

$10.00

Nut Mix

$3.00

Olives

$4.00

Popcorn

just ask

Tater tots

$4.00

Burning Daylight

$17.00

Sazerac Riff Sazerac Rye, Macallan 12, Banana, Earl Grey, Cinnamon

Dead Man's Hand

$17.00

Ketel One, Elderflower, Marionberry, Lemon, Mint

Desperado

$15.00

Vago Mezcal, Pineapple, Hibiscus & Chile de Arbol

Hot Cider

$16.00

Riff Applejack, Apple Cider, Brown Sugar, Orange Cinnamon

Merry & Bright

$16.00

Spiced Southside Riff Cazadores Reposado Tequila, Licor 43, Fresh Espresso, Cinnamon

Santa's Six Shooter

$17.00

Four Roses Single Barrel, Agave, Hellfire Bitters, Peyschaud Bitters

Carrots & Cookies

$16.00

Cream, Ginger Honey, Carrot, Whipped Hearthside Cider

Riff

$16.00

Dickel Rye, Pomegranate, Almond-Pepita Orgeat, Sage Fig Jam, Black Walnut Bitters

Sleigh Bell

$17.00

French 75 Riff Wheatley Vodka, Pineapple, Apricot, Allspice Dram, Bubbles

Cobb Salad

$15.00

chopped romaine lettuce, smoked chicken, ramen egg, crispy bacon, avocado, ranch dressing

Crunchwrap

$14.00

chopped grassfed ohio beef, cheese sauce, chipotle mayo, pickled jalapeños, lettuce, tomato, & sour cream

Smashburger

$13.00

double smashed patties, american cheese, lettuce, tomato, onion, pickle, comeback sauce

Tenders

$12.00

buttermilk brined, bell & evans air chilled organic chicken togarashi, parmesan, herbs

Monkey Jacket

$100.00

Valdiguié, Syrah, Carignan, Petite Sirah, Pinot Noir, California

Cabernet Sauvignon

$85.00

Requiem, Columbia Valley, Washington

Pinot Noir

$1150.00

Comtesse Marion, Pays d'Oc, Languedoc-Roussillon, France

The Tempranillo

$1245.00

Ribera del Duero Montecastrillo Tinto, Spain

Cava

$1255.00

Conquilla, Catalonia, Spain

Champagne - Dom Pérignon Vintage 2013

$425.00

France

Champagne - Krug, Grand Cuvée 171ème Édition

$395.00

France

Champagne - Moussé Fils, Brut Blanc de Noirs L'Or d'Eugéne

$275.00

France

Champagne - Moët Impérial Brut

$90.00

France

Champagne - Pierre Gimonnet & Fils, 1er Cru Brut Blanc de Blancs

$225.00

France

Champagne - Veuve Cliquot Brut Rosé

$125.00

France

Petit Chablis (Chardonnay)

$90.00

Domaine Vincent Dampt, Burgundy, France

Riesling

$1460.00

Strub, Soil to Soil, Rheinhessen, Germany

Sauvignon Blanc

$1040.00

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