None The Wiser Taproom
Indianapolis, IN
915 E Westfield Blvd, Indianapolis, IN, 46220-1717133 itemsUpdated March 20, 2026
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Beverages
Juice: Apple, Cranberry, Pineapple
Pepsi Products
Unsweetened Ice Tea
Bottles and Cans - Domestic
Bud Light
$4.00Budweiser
$4.00Coors Banquet
$3.50Michelob Ultra
$4.00Miller Lite
$4.00Old Style
$2.50PBR 16oz
$3.50Bottles and Cans - Import & Craft
Angry Orchard
$5.50Bell's Two Hearted
$5.50Modelo
$4.50Stella
$4.50Upland Wheat Ale
$5.50White Claw 16oz
$6.00Zombie Dust
$5.50Chicken Sandwiches
French Onion Chicken Dip
$15.00Broth-simmered chicken served on a French roll with melted Swiss, provolone and gruyère, grilled onions, with a side of chicken au jus
Sassy Chicken
$14.50Grilled chicken with our onion trio (grilled, chili-rubbed, and fried onion strings), gruyère cheese, and our 317 BBQ Sassy Sauce - Add bacon +2
Spicy Chicken
$14.00Breaded chicken breast, award-winning "Dirty sauce" and pickles on a brioche bun
Spicy Gooey Chick Parm
$15.00Grilled chicken breast in a nduja-spiced vodka sauce on a French roll with melted mozzarella, ricotta, and provolone
Cocktails
Cranberry Spritz
$11.00Aperol, Cranberry juice, Prosecco
Kentucky Sour
$11.00Makers mark, Lemon juice, simple syrup
Monon Espresso Martini
$12.00Patrón XO Café, Baileys, Monon Coffee Co. Espresso. *Upgrade to Don Julio Tequila $1*
None the Wiser Manhattan
$14.00Woodford Bourbon, sweet vermouth, cherry & chocolate bitters
Old Fashioned
$10.00Elijah Craig Bourbon, Bitters, Simple syrup
Orchard on the Rocks
$10.00Ketel One vodka, Spiced pear liquor, Apple juice, Splash of maple syrup
Spiced Pear
$10.00José Cuervo, St. George Spiced Pear Liqueur, lime juice, simple syrup, sweet & spicy rim. *Upgrade to Don Julio Tequila $1*
Dessert
Banana Cream Pudding
$9.00House-made banana custard, Nilla Wafers, topped with banana and whipped cream
Churros
$9.00Dusted with powdered sugar, served with chocolate, brown sugar, and peanut butter dipping sauce
Draft Beer
37 Special
$4.00Lager 5.0% Terre Haute Brewing Co. Terre Haute, IN
Birdie
$4.00IPA 6.0% Centerpoint Brewing Co., INDY
Blood on the Tracks
$4.00IPA 7.4% Chilly Water Brewing Co., INDY
Candi Crushable
$4.00Pale Ale 4.5% 18th Street Brewery, Hammond, IN
El Gato
$4.00Mexican Lager 4.2% Centerpoint Brewing Co, INDY
Gold Standard
$4.00Belgian Blonde Taxman Brewing Co., Bargersville, IN
Good Karma
$4.00IPA 6.5% Mad Anthony Brewing Co., Ft.Wayne, IN
Hurricane Cocktail Soup
$4.00Sour 4.0% 2Toms Brewing Co., Ft. Wayne, IN
Indiana Amber
$4.00Amber 5.3% Oaken Barrel Brewing Co., Greenwood, IN
King of the Castle
$4.00Scottish Ale 7.0% Bad Dad Brewing Company, Fairmount, IN
Kirkwood Cream Ale
$4.00Cream Ale 4.9% Bloomington Brewing Co., Bloomington, IN
Mellow Johnny
$4.00Wheat 5.3% Big Lug Brewing Co., INDY
Peach Party
$4.00Cider 6.5% Blake's Hard Cider Company, Michigan
Snowplowed
$4.00Winter Ale 6.2% Mad Anthony Brewing Company, Ft. Wayne, IN
Wicked Pawesome
$4.00Hazy IPA 6.3% Metazoa, INDY
Winner's Milk Jug
$4.00Stout 6.2% Guggman Haus Brewing Co., INDY
Kids Menu
Kids Meal
$7.50Choose an Entree: Cheeseburger, Grilled Cheese, Mac & Cheese, or Chicken Fingers (w/ ranch, BBQ, or Honey Mustard). Choose a Side: Charred Broccoli, Fries, Apple Sauce, Tater Tots, or Chips. Choose a Drink: Soda, Lemonade, or Apple Juice
Mules
317 Mule
$10.00Tito's vodka, ginger beer, fresh lime
Dark & Stormy
$10.00Goslings Dark Rum, Ginger Beer, Fresh-Squeezed Lime Juice
Jalapeño Jam
$10.00Stoli Jalapeño Vodka, Raspberry Liqueur, Ginger Beer, Fresh-Squeezed Lime Juice
Kentucky
$10.00Larceny Bourbon, ginger beer, fresh-squeezed lemon juice. *Upgrade to Don Julio Tequila $1*
Mezcal
$10.00José Reposado, El Silencío Mezcal, fresh-squeezed lime juice, ginger beer. *Upgrade to Don Julio Tequila $1*
PB & J
$10.00Stoli Blueberry vodka, Screwball Peanut Butter whiskey, fresh-squeezed lime juice, ginger beer
Not Beef Burgers
Bikini Burger
$14.00House-made spicy black bean patty, avocado, chipotle Veganaise, lettuce, tomato, on a whole wheat bun
Naptown Turkey
$14.50Turkey patty, Swiss cheese, grilled pineapple, jalapeños, bacon, and Carolina BBQ on a whole wheat bun
Tijada Chicken
$14.50Ground chicken patty mixed with pico de gallo, chorizo, habanero-ghost pepper cheese, and guacamole
Wake up San Francisco
$16.00Espresso-rubbed Northstar bison, arugula, goat cheese, fried onion strings, and house-made tomato jam
Not Burgers
317 Grilled Cheese
$12.00Swiss, American, Gouda, mozzarella, and provolone on toasted sourdough
Build-your-own Grilled Cheese
$12.00Start with Swiss, American, Gouda, mozzarella, and provolone on toasted sourdough and create your own magic concoction - Add: Sliced bacon +2, Fried egg +2, Pulled Pork +3, Chicken breast +4, Burger patty +7, Grilled onions +1, Fried onion strings +1, Chili-rubbed onions +1, Pickled jalapeños +1
Roasted Turkey Sandwich
$14.00Turkey, bacon, avocado, Swiss, lettuce, and tomato on toasted sourdough
Shrimp Quesadilla
$14.50Breaded shrimp, mozzarella & sweet chili aioli - Add chopped bacon +2
Southwest Chipotle Chicken Quesadilla
$14.50Grilled chicken, mozzarella, onion, tomato & chipotle chile salsa - Add: Chopped bacon +2, Ghost pepper cheese +1
Tenderloin Sandwich
$15.00Breaded pork tenderloin, lettuce, tomato, pickles, and onion on a brioche bun
Salads
Chopped Wedge
$712.00Chopped iceberg, blue cheese crumbles, red onion, bacon, diced tomato, croutons, blue cheese dressing
Classic Cobb
$15.00Spring mix, pulled chicken, blue cheese crumbles, bacon, diced tomato, avocado, hard-boiled egg, house-made ranch dressing
House
$6.50Spring mix, green pepper, red onion, diced tomato, croutons, choice of dressing
Mediterranean
$16.00Spring mix, pulled chicken, goat cheese crumbles, roasted red peppers, diced onion, pepperoncini, hard-boiled egg, house-made ranch dressing with fried pita bread
Southwest Chicken and Ranch
$15.00Spring mix, pulled chicken, habanero-ghost pepper cheese, black beans, bacon, avocado, pickled red onion, fresh jalapeños, house-made ranch dressing
Sides
Charred Broccoli
$5.50House-Cut Fries
$5.50House-Made Chips
$5.50Kung Pao Brussels
$5.50Mac & Cheese
$5.50Onion Rings
$5.50Side Salad
$5.50Sweet Potato Fries
$5.50Tater Tots
$5.50Truffle-Parmesan Fries
$5.50Signature Burgers
317 Burger
$16.00Swiss, American, Gouda and provolone cheeses, bacon & garlic aioli
Angry Mule
$16.00Habanero-ghost pepper cheese, chili-rubbed grilled onions, cilantro & jalapeños, and our award-winning "Dirty sauce"
BBQ Bacon
$16.00Fried onion strings, white Cheddar, bacon, BBQ Sauce
Jucy Lucy
$15.00Beef patty stuffed with mozzarella, topped with American cheese and sautéed onions
Strawberry Hill
$16.00Spicy strawberry compote, peanut butter, bacon, habanero-ghost pepper cheese
The All-American
$14.00American cheese, lettuce, tomato, onion, and pickle
Smashed Burgers
Black & Blue
$16.00Two smashed beef patties, Cajun spiced with blue cheese, bacon, and horseradish aioli
Diner Burger
$15.00Two smashed beef patties, American cheese, lettuce, tomato, onion, pickle, and our 317 Sauce
Okie Smashed Onion
$15.00Two smashed beef patties, American cheese, Dijon Mustard, lettuce, tomato, onion, and pickle
The Frankenstein
$17.00Topped with Swiss, American, Gouda, and provolone cheeses, bacon, 3 different kinds of onions, and 317 Sauce
Starters
Chicken Tenders
$12.00Hand breaded or grilled, with your choice of sauce: award-winning "Dirty sauce", Sweet Chili, Sweet Chili Aioli, Garlic Aioli, Carolina or Kansas City BBQ
Classic Hummus
$10.00Chickpea purée with tahini, lemon juice, garlic and cumin, served with carrots, cucumber, celery, and pita
Classic Poutine
$12.50A pile of our hand-cut fries topped with cheddar cheese curds and house-made gravy
Diablo Poutine
$14.50Hand-cut fries topped with cheddar cheese curds and house-made gravy with chorizo, queso, guacamole, and chipotle creme
Dirty Pork Nachos
$14.50House-braised pork shoulder, roasted corn, black beans, award-winning "Dirty Sauce", sour cream, homemade guacamole, fresh jalapeños, pickled red onion, and queso blanco
Fried Mac N' Cheese
$10.00Homemade, in a rich white Cheddar-Gouda sauce, rolled in Parmesan and bread crumbs and fried
Fried Mashed Potato Balls
$10.00Loaded with bacon, Cheddar cheese, and scallions, with a smoked brown gravy sauce
Fried Pickles
$9.00Guacamole & Chips
$11.50Kung Pao Shrimp
$12.00Sriracha-seasoned grilled shrimp, crunchy asian slaw, cashews, soy sauce, and sesame seeds with ginger dressing
Porky Pig Poutine
$14.50Hand-cut fries topped with cheddar cheese curds, house-braised pork shoulder, crispy bacon, cheddar cheese curds, and house-made gravy
Queso OR Salsa & Chips
$9.00Truffle Fries
$9.00Wings
$13.508 jumbo wings tossed in your choice of sauce (award-winning "Dirty sauce", Carolina or Tangy BBQ) with carrots and celery - Choose your dressing (blue cheese or ranch)
Whisky, Bourbon, & Scotch
Angel's Envy
Balvenie
Basil Hayden's
Basil Hayden's Dark Rye
Blade And Bow
Buffalo Trace
Bulleit
Bulleit Rye
Elijah Craig
Four Roses Small Batch
Glenfiddich Single Malt
Glenmorangie
High West
Jefferson's
Johnnie Walker Red
Knob Creek
Larceny
Makers Mark
Old Forester
Templeton Rye
Woodford Reserve
Wine
14 Hands Cabernet
$930.00Washington
Chateau Ste Michelle Riesling
$930.00Washington
Chloe Pinot Grigio
$930.00Italy
Kendall Jackson Chardonnay
$930.00California
Kendall Jackson Pinot Noir
$930.00California
Kim Crawford Sauvignon Blanc
$930.00New Zealand
La Posta Tinto Red Blend
$930.00Argentina
Ruffino Prosecco
$9.00Italy
Shannon Ridge Cabernet
$930.00California