Willies 'n Waffles
Chicago, IL
3706 N Halsted St, Chicago, IL, 60613-398657 itemsUpdated March 20, 2026
Structured menu data
Build-Your-Own Chicken Tenders
4 Piece Beyond Meat Vegan Tenders
6 Piece Tenders
Burger Add-Ons
Bacon
Extra Burger Patty
Chicken Tenders
Juicy Chicken Tenders
Your favorite juicy chicken tenders.
Cocktails
Handcrafted Cocktails
Enjoy our range of handcrafted cocktails.
Hand-Crafted Beverages
Cold Brew Coffee
Dirty Whore-chata
Cold-brew horchata mash-up
Whore-chata
Cinnamon rice-milk horchata
Handies – Fried Chicken Sandwiches & Wraps
Chicken 'n Pussy Waffle Sandwich
Fried chicken, Willy Sauce, bacon, lettuce, tomato, between two waffles
Chicken Bacon Crunchwrap
Fried chicken, bacon, lettuce, tomato, ranch, tostada crunch, wrapped in a green-herb tortilla
Cock Meat Sandwich
Crispy chicken, Jalapeñis Raunch, bacon crumbles, lettuce & tomato on a pretzel bun
Dick 'n Chicken Combo
Cinnamon Toast waffle served with two tenders & Willy Sauce
Southern Slamhole
Fried chicken, pimento cheese, lettuce, tomato, onion, pickles & mayo on a pretzel bun
House Slushies
Puck-Her Up
Classic lemonade
Purple Nurple
Hibiscus & Jamaican sorrel
Strawberry Dickery
Strawberry daiquiri (non-alcoholic)
Wet Her Melon
Fresh watermelon
Kitties – Waffles on a Stick
Creampie Surprise
Raspberry filling, graham-cracker crumble, whipped cream
Crimson Tide
White-chocolate dip, raspberry sauce, sprinkles
Plan B
Strawberry-white-chocolate dip, Smarties sprinkles, white-chocolate drizzle
Split Me Open Daddy
Frozen banana, Nutella, whipped cream drizzle
Whoreo
Chocolate dip, Oreo crumbs, white-chocolate drizzle, sprinkle piercing
Packaged Drinks
Assorted Sodas
Bottled Spring Water
Jarritos Mexican Soda
Red Bull Energy Drink
Whole Milk
Roosters – Waffles on a Stick
Banana Rammer
Nutella coating, banana-cream filling
Cinnamon Toast Cock
Maple-cinnamon glaze, Cinnamon Toast Crunch crumble
Cookies 'n Cum
White-chocolate dip, Oreo crumbs, whipped cream
Dipstick
Dark-chocolate dip, Oreo crumbs, powdered sugar
Prostate Pounder
Chocolate-dipped waffle pop, rainbow sprinkles, white-chocolate drizzle
Pussy Pounder
Strawberry-white-chocolate dip, sprinkles, white-chocolate drizzle
Rainbow Roadhead
Strawberry-white-chocolate dip, Fruity Pebbles, raspberry drizzle
Sandwiches
Gourmet Sandwiches
Delicious gourmet sandwiches.
Sauces
Blue Cheese
Chunky & cool
Boobie-Q
Smoky sweet BBQ
Buffalo
Tangy cayenne
Cunny Mustard
Honey Dijon-style mustard
Jalapeñis Raunch
Spicy jalapeño ranch
Jamaican Me Jerk It
Jerk-inspired sauce
Raunch
Classic buttermilk ranch
Willy Sauce
Maple-kissed chicken-and-waffle magic
Sides
Cinnamon Titty Twisters
Sweet-heat curly fries
Crispy Fries
Perfectly fried crispy fries.
Fisted 'n Loaded Thots
Tots, bacon, green onion, Dick Cheese
Hand-Cut Fries
Tater Thots
Truffle Fries
Truffle oil, shaved parmesan, green onion
Signature Smashburgers
Big & Nasty
Double smashburger, pimento cheese, lettuce, tomato, onion, pickles & mayo on brioche
Brokeback Burger
Double smashburger, bacon, American cheese, BBQ, onion, Donkeypunch sauce, frizzled onions, brioche bun
McGangBang
Smash That Ass Burger with a crispy chicken tender stacked inside
Smash That Ass Burger
Double smashburger patties, American cheese, burger sauce, lettuce, tomato, onion & pickles on a brioche bun
Waffles
Unique-shaped Waffles
Waffles served with a show.
Wings
Flavor-forward Wings
Wings with a variety of flavors.