Utopian Tailgate
Chicago, IL
1608 N Wells St, Chicago, IL, 6061457 itemsUpdated August 4, 2026
Structured menu data
Allergen terms are identified from menu descriptions.
CANS & CRUSHERS
Coors Light Lager
$5.00Corona Mexican Lager
$6.00Good Boy John Daly
$8.00High Noon
$10.00pineapple, grapefruit, or iced tea
Nutrl
$8.00peach
White Claw
$7.00grape
CERTIFIED DOUGH BOY
12" Cheese
$18.00DairyWheat
12" Pepperoni
$23.00DairyWheat
12" Sausage & Pepper
$25.00DairyWheat
CHAMPAGNE
Veuve Clicquot
$150.00Veuve Clicquot Rosé
$175.00COCKTAILS
Aperol Spritz
$13.00Aperol, sparkling wine, soda water
Appletini
$13.00Mile High Vodka, sour apple, Agwa de Boliva, lemon
Bull Rider
$15.00Patron Blanco Tequila, mango, lime juice, tropical Red Bull
Cherry Heatwave
$12.00Evan Williams Bourbon, cherry liqueur, lemon
Little Red Corvette (frozen)
$12.00Flecha Azul Blanco, strawberry puree, lime juice, strawberry cold foam
Dairy
Paloma
$13.00Monte Alban Blanco, Aperol, Pamplemousse, Squirt
Peach Don't Kill My Vibe
$15.00Patron Blanco Tequila, triple sec, lime juice, peach Red Bull
Pink Pony Club
$13.00Grey Goose Vodka, Raspberry Syrup, Fruitful Mango, lemon
Skyline Colada
$13.00Planteray 3 Star Rum, Cruzan Coconut, Blue Curacao, coconut cream, lime
Dairy
Spicy Pineapple Highball
$13.00Monte Alban Reposado, Del Maguey Vida Mezcal, jalapeño pineapple syrup, Fever Tree pineapple ginger beer
HOUSE WINES
Rosé
$10.00250ml
Sparkling
$6.00250ml
White
$10.00250ml
LARGE FORMAT
Peach Party
$115.00Monte Alban Reposado, peach puree, lime juice, sparkling wine
Running with the Bulls
$99.00Monte Alban Blanco, Triple Sec, lime juice, tropical or peach Red Bull
NO FORK, NO CRY
Beer Bratwurst
$18.00beer brat, sauteed peppers, mozzarella cheese, fries
DairyWheat
Classic Charburger Sliders (6)
$26.00brioche bun, pickles, cheese, caramelized onions, comeback sauce
EggsDairyWheat
Patty Melt
$21.00marble rye, swiss cheese, caramelized onions, two beef patties, Thousand Island dressing, fries
EggsDairyWheat
Pulled Pork Sliders (6)
$22.00brioche bun, smokey BBQ sauce, pulled pork, slaw
Wheat
Spicy Chicken Sliders (6)
$24.00brioche bun, pickles, breaded chicken breast, spicy aioli
EggsWheat
POUR SOME SUGAR
Frozen Treats
$8.00take a trip to the freezer and pick your favorite frozen treat
Dairy
SHOTS
Green Tea
$5.00irish whiskey, peach schnapps, lemon juice, lemon-lime soda
Jolly Rancher
$5.00vodka, watermelon, lemon
Mango Bomb
$5.00vodka, mango, Redbull
Miami Vice
$5.00coconut rum, strawberry, lemon juice
SPECIALTY DRINKS
Acqua Panna
$6.00Blue Moon N/A
$8.00Choom EZ Tea
$12.005mg THC:5mg CBD
Michelob Ultra 0.0
$8.00Red Bull
$7.00regular, sugar free, tropical, or peach
San Pellegrino
$6.00Señorita THC (5mg)
$12.00lime jalapeño margarita, mango margarita, or paloma
START ME UP
Applewood-Smoked Ribs
$32.00full slab of ribs, cole slaw, BBQ sauce, white bread
Wheat
Fried Calamari
$24.00sweet and pickled peppers, cocktail sauce
EggsWheat
Fried Cauliflower
$15.00tempura fried cauliflower, green onions, calabrian aioli dipping sauce
EggsWheat
Fries
$8.00hand-cut fries, ketchup
Loaded Fries
$16.00crispy pork belly, cheese sauce, pickled red onions, jalapeños, scallions, ranch
EggsDairy
Mac & Cheese
$16.00pimento cheese sauce, toasted bread crumbs
DairyWheat
Nachos
$29.00serves 4-6, ground beef, beans, cheese sauce, pickled jalapenos, pickled red onions, shredded romaine, avocado, sour cream
Dairy
Sweet Potato Fries
$12.00BBQ sauce
Walking Tacos (2 Pack)
$16.00fritos, chili chorizo, cheese sauce, pickled jalapenos, sour cream
DairyWheat
Wings (8)
$21.00choice of Lillie's Q Hot & Smoky barbecue sauce or buffalo sauce, served with ranch or blue cheese, celery and carrot sticks
EggsDairy
TAILGATE PACKS
18-Pack Beer Bucket
$115.0018-Pack Seltzer Bucket
$150.00Mix & Match
$130.00Allergen information is provided as a guide and is not medical advice. Always confirm with your healthcare provider and inform restaurant staff about dietary restrictions before ordering.