CHICAGO HANDSHAKE
$8.00Old style & malort
Small Bar
Chicago, IL
2956 N Albany Ave, Chicago, IL, 60618-760754 itemsUpdated March 28, 2026
Structured menu data
BOILERMAKERS
THE ALBANY
$8.00Hamms & Bourbon
BOTTLES & CANS
ATHLETIC MEXICAN LAGER N/A
$7.0012oz can
GUINNESS 0 N/A
$8.0014.9oz can
HAMMS
$4.0012oz can
HIGH NOON VODKA PASSIONFRUIT SELZTER
$9.0012oz can
MILLER HIGH LIFE
$4.0012oz bottle
MILLER LITE
$5.0012oz can
PACIFICO
$7.0012oz can
SURFSIDE HARD RASPBERRY TEA
$9.0012oz can
TOKE STAR CRUSHER THC SELTZER
$8.0012oz can
COCKTAILS
AMARETTO SOUR
$12.00Bonded Bourbon, Amaretto, Lemon, Strawberry
FILTHY PICKLE MARTINI
$12.00Vodka, Navy Strength Gin, Dry Vermouth, Pickle & Olive Brine
FRENCH MARTINI
$12.00Vodka, Aperitif Wine, Pineapple, Lemon, Raspberry Gomme
FROZEN BANANA DAIQUIRI
$12.00Caribbean rums, citrus blend, bananas
LOGANDALE SANGRIA
$12.00Red Wine, Cherry, Vanilla, Elderflower, Lemon Lime Soda
MARGARITA
$12.00Blanco, Citrus Blend, Cilantro, Agave
OLD FASHIONED
$12.00Bonded Bourbon, Turbinado, Aromatic & Orange Bitters
SEASONAL SPRITZ
$12.00Spiced Apple, Aperitif, Lemon, Sparkling Wine, Bubbles
WHITE NEGRONI
$12.00Mezcal Espadin, Navy Strength Gin, Aperitif Wine, Bitters
FOOD BY PATTY PLEASE - OTHER
Cheese Curds
$10.00Served with Jalapeno Ranch
Grilled Cheese
$6.00Griddled Onions, American Cheese, Pleaser Sauce on a Potato Bun
Pleaser Fries
$12.00Fries, Pleaser Sauce, Cheese Sauce, Pleaser Patty
HAPPY HOUR (M-F, 4-7PM)
BOURBON SHOT
$3.00DRAFT BEER
$6.00HOUSE WINE
$8.00TEQUILA SHOT
$3.00SMASHBURGER ADD ONS
Bacon
$3.00Cheese Sauce
$2.00Fried Egg
$3.00Fries
$5.00Patty, Please
$4.00SMASHBURGERS
The Classic
$812.00The Laciest Smash Patty In Town, American Cheese, Mayo, Ketchup, Mustard And Pickles on a Potato Bun
The Pleaser
$812.00Griddled Onions, American Cheese, Pleaser Sauce, Pickles on a Potato Bun
SPIRITS - GIN
Beefeater
$61011.00Broker's
$589.00SPIRITS - VODKA
Effen Cucumber
$71112.00Ketel One
$71112.00Menaud
$81213.00Skeptic
$589.00Tito's
$5910.00WHAT'S ON TAP
(LUKR) CLEAN - TRUMER PILS
$8.004.9% / 16oz. This German-style pilsner is generously hopped with noble hops, ensuring a clean, crisp finish. Brilliant in color and light in body.
APPLES
$8.00Eris E-Phoria Cider / 6.0% / 13oz. A semi-sweet blissful blend of Gala apples and vanilla. The vanilla gives a taste of sweetness without actually adding extra sugar.
BRIGHT
$8.00Old Irving Della Kolsch / 5.2% / 16oz. Kolsch style brewed with high-quality Pilsner & Vienna malt, lightly hopped with Zuper Saazer, Hallertau Mittelfrüh, & Tettnang.
HAZY
$8.00Half Acre Waybird / 6.5% / 13oz. WayBird is where you want Hazy IPA to live. Rooted in El Dorado and HBC 586. Heavy waft Citrus and Stone Fruit. Just enough bitterness to keep it grounded.
HOPPIER
$8.00Maplewood Green Crest IPA / 6.8% / 13oz. A golden, crisp, medium bodied west coast IPA. Notes of citrus punch, apricot, and peach.
HOPPY
$8.00HOPEWELL RIDE OR DIE / 5.6% / 16oz. A Daily Pale Ale you can depend on — a bona fide fridge staple.
LAWNMOWER
$4.00Old Style / 4% / 13oz. The Chicago beer that isn't.
NITRO
$8.00Guinness / 4.2% / 16oz. Nitro Irish Stout.
SOUR
$8.0093 Octane Mystery Machine / 6.1% / 13oz. Tropical punch sour bursting with flavor, Zoinks!
STAFF PICK - MIDWEST COAST OATMEAL STOUT
$8.005.8% / 16oz. Chicago-based Oatmeal Stout, known for its rich notes of chocolate, coffee, and roasted malt.
WHEATY
$8.00Middlebrow White Light / 5.1% / 13oz. Belgian style witbier with notes of apricot & cardamom.