Smack Dab Chicago

8 oz $3/16 oz $5

8 oz $3/16 oz $5

8 oz $3/16 oz $5

24 ounces whipped plain cream cheese and a dozen sliced bagels (plain, everything, or mix)

1 lb smoked wild-caught salmon, red onion, capers, cucumber, tomato

Egg, choice toast, jam

Wild salmon, plain or spicy giardiniera cream cheese, capers, red onions, black pepper

96 oz, comes with cups, lids + stirrers upon request

96 oz, comes with cups, lids + stirrers upon request

Cold brew (16 oz)

Brewed from scratch golden chai with double espresso shot

Gallon Fresh Squeezed Orange Juice

Gallon House Lemonade

Gallon Seasonal Fruit Lemonade

Made in-house with oat milk, toasted spices, fresh turmeric + ginger, organic cane sugar

Halfwit Coldbrew

Halfwit Coldbrew

Black, herbal

House-Made Golden Chai

Black, 16 oz

12 oz hot, 16 oz iced, 16 oz hot

Housemade Valrhona syrup

Pure maple extract, liquid smoke

Vegan housemade caramel syrup

Whole milk or oat milk

16 oz

16 oz

12 oz

16 oz

12 oz

Split biscuit topped with gravy (chicken, pork, or veggie sausage) + 2 eggs sunny or scrambled

Chipotle mayo, potatoes, cheese, and eggs in flour tortilla. Smokey: with crispy bacon, smoky Nueske's ham. Kale'n'it with kale + onions. Vegan: sub in just egg + v chz on the kale'n'it

Potatoes, onions, kale in bell pepper butter + spices, just egg(v) or egg; choice of buttered toast. Add ham, bacon or sausage (veg, meaty)

Pimento grits, blistered kale + 2 eggs sunny or scrambled. Vegan option: sub in just egg

Two eggs, Nueske's ham, onions, blistered kale + cheddar. Choice of jam, side of toasted cornbread

Pimento grits, 3 slices bacon, crispy potatoes, + 2 eggs sunny or scrambled

Bagel

Cheesy Herb Biscuit

Cheesy Herb Cornbread

Focaccia

Sourdough

Gluten Free

Gluten Free, Vegan

Gluten Free

Gluten Free, Vegan

Gluten Free

Gluten Free

12 burrito halves with flour tortillas. Crispy bacon, Nueske's ham, scrambled egg, cheese, potato chips, chipotle, mayo

12 burrito halves with flour tortillas. Fresh veggies, onions, potato chips, scrambled eggs, cheese blend + chipotle mayo

Vegan version of Veggie Burrito

Mix of eggs, Nueske's ham, onions + kale. Serves 10-12. Made with cage-free eggs scrambled in butter.

Mix of eggs and sauteed dino kale. Serves 10-12. Made with cage-free eggs scrambled in butter.

Mix of eggs, kale, onions, peppers + mushrooms. Serves 10-12. Made with cage-free eggs scrambled in butter.

Always vegan! Flavors rotate daily

Baked fresh, glazed + sprinkled to order

gluten free, vegan

available

12 burrito halves. vegan

9 oz cups (minimum 6)

18 slices of our crispy Detroit style pizza. Comes with red sauce on the side. Serves 6-10.

18 slices of our crispy Detroit style pizza. Comes with red sauce on the side. Serves 6-10.

18 slices of our crispy Detroit style pizza. Comes with red sauce on the side. Serves 6-10.

18 slices of our crispy Detroit style pizza. Comes with red sauce on the side. Serves 6-10.

18 slices of our crispy Detroit style pizza. Comes with red sauce on the side. Serves 6-10.

Inauguration Day is Wednesday, and Chicago’s restaurants are taking advantage of the event with specials

Gluten Free

4 Types of fresh, ripe fruit. Serves 15-20

4 Types of fresh, ripe fruit. Serves 8-10

Individual 9 oz cups (minimum 6)

Vegan

Gluten free

Cost is PER person

Cost is PER person

Cost is PER person

6 of our most #1 sammie: the bestest! Bacon jam, choice of sausage, chive mayo + cheese. Can be veggie or vegan!

6 sammies with a choice of protein, mayo + bread. One scrambled egg in butter or just egg (v), choice of bread + mayo (plain, garlic chive, chipotle).

Don't follow the crowd-build your own! 6 sandwich min, no more than 3 variations per platter

6 sammies with onion jam, chive mayo, and buttery kale with choice of egg (just egg for v option)

6 sammies with egg, an assortment of vegetarian jams and mayos

Start with egg or just egg! Choose bread, mayo, proteins + extras. Customize to your heart's content!

Scrambled egg (or just egg), choice of bread + mayo

Buttery kale, garlic chive mayo, balsamic onion jam

Ask us about our special sammie of the month!

Egg, bacon jam, garlic chive mayo, cheesy biscuit

House sausage (chicken or pork), cheese, bacon jam, garlic chive mayo on biscuit. Beyond bestest: sub tomato jam + Beyond veg sausage. Vegan bestest: sub just egg, vegan cheese on sourdough

Kale, just egg, onion jam, vegan chive mayo on sourdough. Cheese/vegan cheeze, or veg sausage

Also available vegan

Single Full Size Salad

Single Full Size Salad

Single Full Size Salad with Chicken

gluten free, vegan

Choose from: donuts, almond croissants, banana bread, cinnamon rolls, muffins, choc pepita bread, choc chip cookie. 6 piece min

26 of our infamous, vegan-friendly cake donuts. Flavors change daily, inquire for options

Serves 15. 40 savory fresh baked bites--choose from cheesy herb biscuit, cheesy herb cornbread (gf), or mix; choice of two 8 oz containers of spreads (Whipped Butter, Tomato Jam, Onion Jam)

Substitute BACON Jam

Serves 10-12. 5 berry muffins 5 chocolate chip cookies and 5 slices dbl chocolate bread

Flakey buttermilk quiche. Cut in 6 or 8 slices. Choose from Veggie + cheddar or bacon onion cheddar

Add Veggie + cheddar or bacon onion cheddar

gluten free

gluten free

gluten free

gluten free

gluten free

gluten free

Balsamic Onion jam

Spreadable Bacon jam

Tomato jam

gluten free, vegan

gluten free, vegan

gluten free, vegan

12 servings (2/person). Other protein sides available

Yukon gold potatoes fried to perfection and tossed in old bay seasoning. Serves 15-25

Yukon gold potatoes fried to perfection and tossed in old bay seasoning. Serves 8-15

Mixed greens, cucumbers, tomato, pickled onions with house vinaigrette. Half tray serves 10-15

Lacinato kale tossed in house ranch, pickled onions. Half tray serves 10-15

Full-fat yogurt, housemade granola, mixed berry fruit compote (9 oz each)

Bacon Pieces, Roasted Tomatoes, Arugula, Ranch Drizzle. Comes with cheese blend and red sauce on the side.

Veg Sausage, Roasted Tomatoes, Arugula, Ranch Drizzle. Comes with cheese blend and red sauce on the side.

Roasted Tomatoes, Basil Pesto Drizzle, Balsamic Glaze. Comes with cheese blend and red sauce on the side.

Ri-goat-ta Cheese, Chili Flakes, Honey Drizzle. Comes with cheese blend and red sauce on the side.

Veggie or Italian Sausage, Spicy Giardiniera, Mushroom. Comes with cheese blend and red sauce on the side.

Veggie Sausage, Spicy Giardiniera, Mushroom. Comes with cheese blend and red sauce on the side.

Cheesy herb biscuits. Comes with butter/vegan butter.

Cheesy herb cornbread. Comes with butter/vegan butter.

GF/V focaccia. Comes with butter/vegan butter.

Sourdough. Comes with butter/vegan butter.

Beyond Veggie Sausage

Cheddar

House Pork/chix Sausage

Nueske's Ham or Bacon

Vegan Cheese

Veggies (kale, onion)