Athletic Golden Ale
$6.00Non-Alcoholic Can
Satchel's Pizza
Gainesville, FL
1800 NE 23rd Ave, Gainesville, FL, 32609-892550 itemsUpdated July 6, 2026
Structured menu data
Beer
Bud Light
$4.00Can
First Magnitude 72 Pale Ale
$724.00Draft
First Magnitude Luna Lager
$724.00Draft
Guinness Stout
$6.00Can
Long Drink
$6.00Can
Michelob Ultra
$5.00Can
Rotating Local Tap
$724.00Draft
Swamphead Big Nose IPA
$724.00Draft
Calzones
Cheese Calzone
$14.00Ricotta and mozzarella. Comes with a side of pizza sauce. Toppings $2 each
Steak & Cheese Calzone
$17.00Thinly sliced ribeye steak sautéed with onions and covered with mozzarella cheese. Comes with a side of pizza sauce
The MAJOR Calzone
$24.00Pepperoni, mushrooms, sausage, green peppers, onions, black olives, ricotta and mozzarella. Comes with a side of pizza sauce
The MAMA Calzone
$22.00Choose 4 toppings. Includes ricotta and mozzarella. Comes with a side of pizza sauce
Desserts
Bon Bons
$2.00Homemade. Gluten Free. Peanut Butter or Vanilla
Brownies
$4.00Homemade. Chocolate with Chocolate Frosting
Cannoli
$5.00Homemade. Choose from: Chocolate, Vanilla, or Half and Half
Caramel Apple Cheesecake
$5.00Homemade
Chocolate Cake with Cream Cheese Frosting
$6.00Homemade
Cookies
$3.00Homemade. Choose from: Chocolate Chip, Peanut Butter, Snickerdoodle, Oatmeal Raisin (Vegan)
Drinks
Flight of all 7 Sodas
$7.00No Refills
Homemade Cane Sugar Sodas
$3.00Choices: Lola Cola, Stevie Z (low calorie Cola sweetened with Stevia), Ruby Rootbeer, Lennie Lemon Lime, Ginnie Ginger Ale, Emma Lemma Lemonade. Free Refills
Iced Tea, Coffee, Hot Tea
$3.00Free Refills
Juice, Milk
$3.00No Refills
Kids Cups
$1.50No Refills
Lunch Special
Everyday Lunch Special
$10.0011 am - 4 pm ONLY. A salad and a 1-topping slice
Pizza
Cheese Slice
$4.50Toppings $0.75 each
Large Cheese Pizza
$21.0018 inch. Toppings $3.50 each
Medium Cheese Pizza
$17.0014 inch. Toppings $2.50 each
Salads
Tammy Ranch Side
$2.00The Satch Salad - Large
$20.00Feeds 4-8. Red and green leaf lettuce, carrots, cucumbers, red onion, secret house vinaigrette, Romano cheese, diced tomatoes, almonds, sunflower seeds, and pecan pieces
The Satch Salad - Small
$12.00Feeds 2-4. Red and green leaf lettuce, carrots, cucumbers, red onion, secret house vinaigrette, Romano cheese, diced tomatoes, almonds, sunflower seeds, and pecan pieces
Specialty Pizzas
MILLET & FLAX PIZZA - Regular
$18.00Gluten Sensitive Option. For 2-3. Contains traces of gluten. Toppings $2 each
MILLET & FLAX PIZZA - Tiny
$8.00Gluten Sensitive Option. For 1. Contains traces of gluten. Toppings $1 each
PESTO or WHITE PIE
$2836.00Homemade pesto or ricotta as a base plus 3 toppings
The MAJOR
$8.50Pepperoni, mushrooms, sausage, green peppers, onions, black olives
The MAMMA
$72634.00Choose any 4 toppings
The SATCH-PAN Pizza
$39.00Unique thick pie with caramelized edges and buttery crust. Choose 3 toppings. Feeds 4. Extra toppings $3.50 each. Not always available – call ahead to reserve. Satch-Pan slices available for lunch on Wednesdays until 4 pm
VEGAN OPTIONS
Ask your server
Wine
Cabernet
$724.00Red
Chardonnay
$724.00White
Chianti
$24.00Red
House Red
$724.00Red
Malbec
$24.00Red
Pink (Sweet)
$724.00Pink
Pinot Grigio
$724.00White
Pinot Noir
$24.00Red
Red Blend
$24.00Red
Rose (Dry)
$724.00Pink
Sauvignon Blanc
$24.00White
Syrah
$24.00Red